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Meatspin.com is much funnier.

Everything is organic, it had to come from something. The organic vegetables are twice as much and last half as long. Usually trader joes and whole foods groups = smug yuppie douches

http://www.nyctransitforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28332

I prefer this version of the NWO. Lay off the crack, it kills brain cells.

I got one better, go look at the BME Pain Olympics video. One man one jar if you want the same reaction with your ass.

So, are you going to go around writing up summonses? http://queenscrap.blogspot.com/2011/02/bloomberg-forgets-he-pushed-for-smoking.html

I have had enough of reading this nanny state bullsh*t. How about we start banning other vices and hobbies for the benefit of the public. I know let's go after photography in the subway system, I bet terrorists own cameras and know how to point and shoot. How about everyone mind their own f*cking business.

There should a be a national holiday called "punch a weather forecaster in the face day". No set day either, have it random with a lottery-like drawing every January 1st.

I just got a sneak peak at new MTA advertising posters, it seemed relevant to this subject:

Every line has savages. What the hell do you expect on these lines? People passing grey poupon.

A while back I saw some kids throw around the N-word very loosely. It was as if the were 19th century slaveholders. When I was growing up, if you threw that word around you would get your ass kicked pretty well.

Not everything is epic: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=epic

If I have to fly and go through this I am going to sport wood going through the checkpoint to mess with the people doing it, they certainly will spend less time on me then. Also, making strange arousal sounds will ensure a speedy process too.