Shortline Bus 1,121 Posted August 22, 2009 Share #1 Posted August 22, 2009 Please read the story its so funny and yet scary feel free to comment. What the hell Elmo, man? Surly man dressed as 'Sesame Street' character hassles Times Square tourists BY Matt Lysiak and Leo Standora DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Saturday, August 22nd 2009 At least a rogue version of the lovable "Sesame Street" character hassling passersby outside Planet Hollywood in Times Square Friday night didn't. The dirty and creepy character demanded money from people and, when he didn't get it, swore and jostled them. "No picture. No picture. You have to tip Elmo. You have to tip Elmo or Elmo gets angry," the imposter shouted as he stuck a filthy red paw over a Texas tourist's camera lens. "What the hell, Elmo? Keep your hands to yourself," shouted Victoria Vought, 47, pulling away. Wide-eyed at the loud to-do, Vought's son, Dylan, 4, asked, "What's wrong with Elmo, Mommy?" "That's not the real Elmo. That's a bad Elmo," she quickly explained. The explanation stuck because any kid will tell you the real Elmo, a furry red monster with large white eyes and an orange nose, is very upbeat and giggles a lot. And he's clearly not grungy. Friday night's cut-rate imitation nearly got his orange nose bloodied by Ken Ross, a 32-year-old insurance agent from New Mexico, after he grabbed at Ross' camera. "It's just a picture. Don't be rude, and don't touch me," Ross warned, adding, "Somebody should rap you." The phony's temper finally got the best of him when a Daily News reporter and photographer tried to find out who he was. He angrily lunged at the photographer but came up empty and then apologized. "Look man, Elmo needs to make a living, too," he said. c)2009 NY Daily News, Inc.lstandora@nydailynews.com Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/08/22/2009-08-22_what_the_helmo_man_surly_man_dressed_as_sesame_street_character_hassles_times_sq.html#ixzz0Ovc3d4Np Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG 217 Posted August 22, 2009 Share #2 Posted August 22, 2009 Only in NYC, am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortline Bus 1,121 Posted August 22, 2009 Author Share #3 Posted August 22, 2009 Only in NYC, am I right? yes sir.:confused::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metsfan 2 Posted August 22, 2009 Share #4 Posted August 22, 2009 Jerky behavior like this makes people toss out my NYC tour guide business cards thinking i'm going to scam them. :mad: :tdown: - A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTR Admiralty 4 Posted August 22, 2009 Share #5 Posted August 22, 2009 Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RokuSix 3 Posted August 22, 2009 Share #6 Posted August 22, 2009 This is like the Great Depression, except slightly more twisted and oh-so much more funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pu3rToRoCk8947 0 Posted August 22, 2009 Share #7 Posted August 22, 2009 Thanks to that fake ass grouchy Elmo those poor tourist kids will be having nightmares now,certainly not a positive image for New Yorkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R44 5278 0 Posted August 22, 2009 Share #8 Posted August 22, 2009 OMG That's so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 8th Avenue 1 Posted August 23, 2009 Share #9 Posted August 23, 2009 This has been going on for about 2 years now and they just figured to report on it now??? Metsfan is right though, my business is slow thanks to some of their shananagans. There is also a Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Spongebob along with that Elmo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqueduct 1 Posted August 23, 2009 Share #10 Posted August 23, 2009 Evil Elmo! After years of taking abuse from generations of pants pissers he is fighting back, one dorky tourist at a time. This summer Elmo is pissed, Escape from NY two THE WRATH OF ELMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanfortitude 123 Posted August 23, 2009 Share #11 Posted August 23, 2009 I always knew he was evil! This proves it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortline Bus 1,121 Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share #12 Posted August 23, 2009 Evil Elmo! After years of taking abuse from generations of pants pissers he is fighting back, one dorky tourist at a time. This summer Elmo is pissed, Escape from NY two THE WRATH OF ELMO! LMAO at that comment.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamousNYLover 569 Posted August 23, 2009 Share #13 Posted August 23, 2009 That is horrible. Elmo is not suppose to be grouchy. Grouchy belongs to Oscar the Grouch in TrashCan. Maybe that person with fake Elmo custome does not know how to act like Elmo. None of Toy's "R" Us and FAO Schwarz dress in their character did not do bad thing. This remind me of incident that someone dress in Superman was arrested in NYC. Does anyone remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R44 5278 0 Posted August 23, 2009 Share #14 Posted August 23, 2009 Evil Elmo! After years of taking abuse from generations of pants pissers he is fighting back, one dorky tourist at a time. This summer Elmo is pissed, Escape from NY two THE WRATH OF ELMO! That's simply hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pu3rToRoCk8947 0 Posted August 23, 2009 Share #15 Posted August 23, 2009 This has been going on for about 2 years now and they just figured to report on it now??? Metsfan is right though, my business is slow thanks to some of their shananagans. There is also a Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Spongebob along with that Elmo. Not good when it comes to hurting other businesses,something has to be done.So they have the whole Disney gang out there as well?.What's going on with these costumed crtitters,has anybody called the psyche ward yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 8th Avenue 1 Posted August 23, 2009 Share #16 Posted August 23, 2009 They look so low budget though its sad and funny as well as infuriating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Easy 0 Posted August 24, 2009 Share #17 Posted August 24, 2009 yes sir.:confused::eek: Actually no. We have the same stuff in Hollywood which IINM is where it started. The LAPD is very good at keeping them from demanding tips from tourists. Most of the time they harass each other instead of tourists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqueduct 1 Posted August 24, 2009 Share #18 Posted August 24, 2009 I would love to see Darth Vader go fisticuffs with Shrek then if that is the case. Bum: You got any change, I want to buy some MD 20/20 Elmo: Screw you, I need the change for a King Cobra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Easy 0 Posted August 24, 2009 Share #19 Posted August 24, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j28kZ_h4guA This is an example of the drama on Hollywood Blvd. Notice that Batman didn't get involved. Caped Crusader indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeystoneRegional 246 Posted August 24, 2009 Share #20 Posted August 24, 2009 Please, watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect at http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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