Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7826 Posted December 25, 2013 You hot mess you. Oh my god... What the hell is wrong with you both LOL??!! Endorphins and opiates do not mix well, they mix f**king fantastic! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadway Local Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7827 Posted December 25, 2013 Here's a random thought: I have a iPhone 7 and it has horrible zoom, camera 2.0 megapixels, and it looks like a Sony Ericsson Z610i flip-phone.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7828 Posted December 25, 2013 Here's a random thought: I have a iPhone 7 and it has horrible zoom, camera 2.0 megapixels, and it looks like a Sony Ericsson Z610i flip-phone.. Horrible, just horrible. For your trouble you'll find better mobile porn in Playboy and Maxim. Just ask for the black bags at Newsday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7829 Posted December 25, 2013 Horrible, just horrible. For your trouble you'll find better mobile porn in Playboy and Maxim. Just ask for the black bags at Newsday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadway Local Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7830 Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) Horrible, just horrible. For your trouble you'll find better mobile porn in Playboy and Maxim. Just ask for the black bags at Newsday. Porn isn't my interest, but I know it's yours.. It ain't going to solve anything man! @Realizm: OHMYGOD. LMAO Edited December 25, 2013 by iStopRequest231 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7831 Posted December 25, 2013 Porn isn't my interest, but I know it's yours.. It ain't going to solve anything man! @Realizm: OHMYGOD. LMAO Shut it, I make bank. Huge bank. I made the holiday for hundreds of people in the porn industry this year. How about you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadway Local Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7832 Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) Shut it, I make bank. Huge bank. I made the holiday for hundreds of people in the porn industry this year. How about you? Really? I thought you manufacture over a million dildos a day, operates 24/7 , and machines were sped within 69mph from 66mph.. THE TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE NOW!!! I'm just awesome and eating Warheads right now! Edited December 25, 2013 by iStopRequest231 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7833 Posted December 25, 2013 Shut it, I make bank. Huge bank. I made the holiday for hundreds of people in the porn industry this year. How about you? I just hacked your computer and found your SSN. Its 123-456-7890. I just withdrew your entire bank account and forclosed your home. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha u gonna do when they come for you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7834 Posted December 25, 2013 Really? I thought you manufacture over a million dildos 24/7 , and machines were sped within 69mph. I'm just awesome and eating Warheads right now! Nah, the toy business didn't prove worthwhile as it was labor inducing, so I became a fluffer for Digital Playground. Much classier and better pay. I just hacked your computer and found your SSN. Its 123-456-7890. I just withdrew your entire bank account and forclosed your home. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha u gonna do when they come for you... Yeah, about that, you're way off, and if you did you got the slip to an old shack at an address that I conduct illicit activities at. Yeah, you just foreclosed 8969 Limonite Avenue, Jurupa Valley, CA 92509. Enjoy your new cathouse. Also.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7835 Posted December 25, 2013 Nah, the toy business didn't prove worthwhile as it was labor inducing, so I became a fluffer for Digital Playground. Much classier and better pay. Yeah, about that, you're way off, and if you did you got the slip to an old shack at an address that I conduct illicit activities at. Yeah, you just foreclosed 8969 Limonite Avenue, Jurupa Valley, CA 92509. Enjoy your new cathouse. Also.. Let me guess the latex gave you cancer. I feel you brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7836 Posted December 25, 2013 Let me guess the latex gave you cancer. I feel you brother. Dude, why are you complaining? You have the building, a shitload of land, a gas station next to you for booze, mean ass barber across the street, the gyno when you need it, and a True Value. You're on prime land dude! Also you have the Metrolink when you need to hit LA and the bus stop right in front. Quit bitching. And you forget I'm down the road filming porn in my garage I'm in. It's great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7837 Posted December 25, 2013 Anyone else want any property, in NY perhaps? You can choose one of two corners in Queens. Guy/Foch or Long/Foch. View in map link here. If you think it's as bad as it sounds it probably is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7838 Posted December 25, 2013 Dude, why are you complaining? You have the building, a shitload of land, a gas station next to you for booze, mean ass barber across the street, the gyno when you need it, and a True Value. You're on prime land dude! Also you have the Metrolink when you need to hit LA and the bus stop right in front. Quit bitching. And you forget I'm down the road filming porn in my garage I'm in. It's great! I smell a dirty rat. No deal and btw, I dont need a gynecologist, my urologist has enough on his hands as it is right now I dunno about you must be a really short story, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7839 Posted December 25, 2013 I smell a dirty rat. No deal and btw, I dont need a gynecologist, my urologist has enough on his hands as it is right now I dunno about you must be a really short story, thanks. Shut it. Pick a place in your favorite borough on Foch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Friday 1986 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7840 Posted December 25, 2013 One of New York City's odd but also amusing instances of street naming: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7841 Posted December 25, 2013 Shut it. Pick a place in your favorite borough on Foch. One of New York City's odd but also amusing instances of street naming: lolwut? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7842 Posted December 25, 2013 One of New York City's odd but also amusing instances of street naming: Cumming St/Seaman Av. AKA: Cumming Straight Seaman Ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScreechyFlange Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7843 Posted December 25, 2013 We need a sixth borough called "This Dick" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7844 Posted December 25, 2013 lolwut? You're a dead man, lol. We need a sixth borough called "This Dick" Sure, like you really need a small one just for yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScreechyFlange Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7845 Posted December 25, 2013 You're a dead man, lol. Sure, like you really need a small one just for yourself. Burned me =[ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7846 Posted December 25, 2013 We need a sixth borough called "This Dick" US Congress will never approve this legislative move you are unanimously requesting for a 6th borough. Your loverboy Bloomberg is hauling tail out of city hall and well its a very small proposal here very likely not to be taken seriously due to the small nature of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7847 Posted December 25, 2013 Burned me =[ No, like I said in chat you should have a little dick shaped borough so you can hide from PD, but you can settle for Staten. Staten Island is really New Jersey's severed left testicle. There you can ride the SIR (Short In Rusty) and the seaman ferries you like. US Congress will never approve this legislative move you are unanimously requesting for a 6th borough. Your loverboy Bloomberg is hauling tail out of city hall and well its a very small proposal here very likely not to be taken seriously due to the small nature of it. Just like in the bedroom. Mark is no stranger to being stop and kissed in Gracie Mansion, are you dude? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7848 Posted December 25, 2013 Burned me =[ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7849 Posted December 25, 2013 You're now no better than 9GAG troll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted December 25, 2013 Share #7850 Posted December 25, 2013 Mark is no stranger to being stop and kissed in Gracie Mansion, are you dude? Is that what you tell yourself before you go to sleep in your bed each night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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