mark1447 Posted May 20, 2011 Share #1 Posted May 20, 2011 Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion? That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation. "There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency." The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic. "First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the posting continues. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)." Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/#ixzz1MquI7Q2Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R42 M Train Posted May 20, 2011 Share #2 Posted May 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1447 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share #3 Posted May 20, 2011 I "EL ooooooo EL'ed" when I saw this XD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaTransitMan4608 Posted May 20, 2011 Share #4 Posted May 20, 2011 You can't be f**king serious......They think zombies are real?!?! You know what this is? Another dumbass with sh*t in their pants who is crazy enough to think ZOMBIES....are going to kill us on May 21st! Whoever thought of that horsecrap at the CDC should be fired. Scaring people like this.....wtf is up with some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peacemak3r Posted May 20, 2011 Share #5 Posted May 20, 2011 Yeah, too bad there was nothing in the article mentioning May 21st at all. </sarcasm> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTK246 Posted May 20, 2011 Share #6 Posted May 20, 2011 I'm surprised they didn't advise us to have a firearm. What if a zombie comes in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaTransitMan4608 Posted May 20, 2011 Share #7 Posted May 20, 2011 Yes I would want to have at least a SPAS-12 or something like that. They can't just tell us to lock ourselves in our houses and then when a zombie breaks in(listen to me I'm talking as if I'm playing BlackOps.) we gotta sit there and let them feast our brains. We gotta have some type of defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QM1to6Ave Posted May 20, 2011 Share #8 Posted May 20, 2011 Yes I would want to have at least a SPAS-12 or something like that. They can't just tell us to lock ourselves in our houses and then when a zombie breaks in(listen to me I'm talking as if I'm playing BlackOps.) we gotta sit there and let them feast our brains. We gotta have some type of defense. I think you guys missed the point of this humorous attempt to educate people about hurricanes and other disasters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Up Front Posted May 20, 2011 Share #9 Posted May 20, 2011 It's a good thing New York and New Jersey believe that gun control will keep guns out of peoples' hands. Now we can all die quicker if something that REQUIRES guns ever happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanfortitude Posted May 20, 2011 Share #10 Posted May 20, 2011 I got a sword in my room. Bring it un-dead people! I'll be choppin em up like the slap chop commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG Posted May 20, 2011 Share #11 Posted May 20, 2011 Cardio The Double Tap Beware of Bathrooms Wear Seat Belts No Attachments The “Skillet” Travel Light Get a Kick Ass Partner With your Bare Hands Don’t Swing Low Use Your Foot Bounty Paper Towels Shake it Off Always carry a change of underwear Bowling Ball Opportunity Knocks Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) Limber Up Break it Up It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint Avoid Strip Clubs When in doubt Know your way out Zipplock Use your thumbs Shoot First A little sun screen never hurt anybody Incoming! Double-Knot your Shoes The Buddy System Pack your stain stick Check the back seat Enjoy the little things Swiss army Knife Tell em to BRING IT !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Up Front Posted May 20, 2011 Share #12 Posted May 20, 2011 People can actually have guns in the midwest.... and I've yet to see that movie in full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG Posted May 20, 2011 Share #13 Posted May 20, 2011 Zombieland is full of win...I don't know when it's coming on TV, and I watched it on Netflix. But when you do get a chance to watch it go ahead, you won't be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MC Posted May 20, 2011 Share #14 Posted May 20, 2011 Please, watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect at http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East New York Posted May 20, 2011 Share #15 Posted May 20, 2011 It's some strange shit going on in the world! http://www.nyctransitforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29259 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadcruiser1 Posted May 20, 2011 Share #16 Posted May 20, 2011 It's on Yahoo if anyone wants to read it. It's hilarious, and oh yeah I watched Zombieland, and I just might watch it again. It's a good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterious2train Posted May 20, 2011 Share #17 Posted May 20, 2011 I think you guys missed the point of this humorous attempt to educate people about hurricanes and other disasters If that was their true intention... Then the C.D.C. is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Concourse Posted May 21, 2011 Share #18 Posted May 21, 2011 It's a good thing New York and New Jersey believe that gun control will keep guns out of peoples' hands. Now we can all die quicker if something that REQUIRES guns ever happens. Lol, sadly true. Damn politicians. The nerve they have while they are always getting armed guards to protect them. I got a sword in my room. Bring it un-dead people! I'll be choppin em up like the slap chop commercial.Lmao! What kinda sword and is it legal? Zombieland is full of win...I don't know when it's coming on TV, and I watched it on Netflix. But when you do get a chance to watch it go ahead, you won't be disappointed.Been wanting to watch it, but haven't. Shaun of the Dead was pretty hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadcruiser1 Posted May 21, 2011 Share #19 Posted May 21, 2011 If you want I have a link to a legal copy of it online. Just go ahead and watch it. http://www.megavideo.com/?v=9OG1EBQ5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MC Posted May 21, 2011 Share #20 Posted May 21, 2011 Please, watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect at http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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