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When I'm In The Subway, I Like To........

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When I'm In The Subway, I Like To........Check out the station interiors. Some station interiors are interesting, particularly 81st Street-American Museum Of Natural History.

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...study the different characters that can be found in the subway. Whether it's the old white guy wearing a bucket hat and reading a newspaper or the young so called "hipster" with a fashion sense ahead of his/her time. I find them all pretty interesting. :cool:

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Well the first thing I do is...

 

Talk to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micro manage (like a boss)

Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh, **** me a can't ******* do it shit

***** out (like a boss)

Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dudes **** (like a boss)

Score some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own **** (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

**** his brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

 

This is what I do on the subway!

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1. Look at the mosaics.

2. Listen to my ipod.

3. Fall half asleep.

4. Relax.

5. Take pictures if I had a camera.

6. Start looking at attractive girls.

7. Envision that I had a gf and start taking her around the subway LOL.

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Well the first thing I do is...

 

Talk to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micro manage (like a boss)

Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh, **** me a can't ******* do it shit

***** out (like a boss)

Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dudes **** (like a boss)

Score some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own **** (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

**** his brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

 

This is what I do on the subway!

 

Lol, sit down, you

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Look out the railfan window..oh wait nvm we can't anymore due to a certain train that has eliminated 95% of the railfan window bearing fleet..

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1. Study my trip plan to see what bus I should do.

2. Look at railfan window, even if it blockade by engineer`s cab like R68/A, R46, R44 or small hole in SIR R44.

3. Study map.

4. Racing to first car of train.

5. Eating my lunch on long train ride.

6. Eating in subway, when I am doing IRT Race.

7. Taking (6) train via City Hall Loop.

8. Imitating R142/R143/R160 announcement on non-NTT Trains.

9. Singing in subway.

10. Practice singing and dancing in subway for firehouse X-mas party.

11. Singing ADS and singing announcements.

12. Making some passengers laughed. One time one of teenager laughed when I was making NTT imitiation and pretend to be Pokemon.

13. Making T/O smiled with my announcement imitation.

14. Waiving at T/Os, who honks back.

15. Taking pictures when I carry camera.

16. Making announcement on affected trains on weekends to help confuse tourists and folks.

17. Memoralized all entrance/exits including hidden ones at each stations I used and visited.

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When i'm riding on the subway I like to piss between cars like a total *******. I also enjoy going from car to car like a degenerate asking for money to "help" the "basketball team."

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When i'm riding on the subway I like to piss between cars like a total *******. I also enjoy going from car to car like a degenerate asking for money to "help" the "basketball team."

 

Can I get a Snickers Bar then?

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To add to my list.

18. I always like in front, except when I am on rush to catch LIB at Jamaica Center, I`ll be ar rear.

19. I only buy $1 candy if I was very hungry.

20. When I have few cents or pennies, I gave tips to (MTA) Music Underground or other musical folks or to homeless when there`s upcoming holidays.

21. Sometimes there are nice (MTA) employees who lets me use restricted restroom like in East 180th St when I had restroom emergency.

22. I only use restrooms at Times Square, because it`s only restroom that are clean. Other restrooms I just used for #1.

23. When I am in hyper, I like to do pull up on handle bars to make my body shaped up.

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Can I get a Snickers Bar then?

 

$1 please, we wanna buy new uniforms for the basketball team.

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This my favorite thing to do wait on the (7) line for 3 hours in rain for the R142A test train to pop up and in the end not even get a video.:cry:

 

What is it about these being first? Wait five more years or so and people would be chasing down that sole R62A left over there.

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When i'm riding on the subway I like to piss between cars like a total *******. I also enjoy going from car to car like a degenerate asking for money to "help" the "basketball team."

 

+1

Or you can "pocket the money for yourself". That's what the current scam seems to be these days. At least they are being 'honest' about it.

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What is it about these being first? Wait five more years or so and people would be chasing down that sole R62A left over there.

 

I wasn't trying to be first, I was just rail fanning on the (7) line and an OSS R142A popped up on the Queens bound side. I waited like an hour and half for that thing to make its round trip, but alas it never did. Furthermore I did not even hear of an R142A on the (7) line prior to my trip, I just wanted to fan the (7). I usually don't make a huge fuss about chasing down a train. My point here is don't jump the gun and assume that a person wants to be first just because they wait a while for a train.

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I wasn't trying to be first, I was just rail fanning on the (7) line and an OSS R142A popped up on the Queens bound side. I waited like an hour and half for that thing to make its round trip, but alas it never did. Furthermore I did not even hear of an R142A on the (7) line prior to my trip, I just wanted to fan the (7). I usually don't make a huge fuss about chasing down a train. My point here is don't jump the gun and assume that a person wants to be first just because they wait a while for a train.

Well "first" was more of a metaphor because other people already spotted the train more than a week ago, and I wasn't really trying to get on you for seeing it again. What you should have done was instead of waiting there, make your way up towards Corona to see where the train went. If it went in the yard assume it isn't going back out. If it didn't go in the yard you may have seen it going back downtown, and it WILL go back up, and you will get your vid or photos or whatever. On that line what goes down (downtown) must come back up, but what goes up (uptown) won't necessarily come back down. And truth be told, the line will be full of them by the end of the decade, patience is key. The "novel" factor will have worn off, just like how it wore off with the R32 (A) with the exception of a rare RFW outside.

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