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Subway Peeves


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• Fat people who purposely make you get up by squeezing you with thier blubber. (If you're a fat girl, fine by me!) Wait did I just admit that?

 

 

Yes you did, for the world to know.........Someones got to love them too.....But they got to pay.........

 

http://humorscore.com/videos/Family_Guy_Videos/Family_Guy_-_Best_Of_Quagmire (3:03-2:50)

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-Standing at the top of stairwells or middle of stairwells to make that 1 last phone call, blocking entrance/exit

-Blocking the turnstile searching though the wallet for metrocard

-People who cannot figure out the Metrocard machine

-Throwing garbage on the tracks, dropping on the platform or train

-Unintelligible announcements from the PA system in the station or train

-Unconscionable delays from "train traffic ahead" after waiting for a train in station for 20 minutes.

-Too much perfume/too little deodorant from nearby rider.

-"Dead Letter" transfers from local to express or vice-versa (your train arrives and the other closes its doors across the platform so you can wait for the next one. Joy!)

-Eating fast food or other greasy, smelly food on train

-Any sort of preaching, sermonizing, bible thumping on the train (No, I do not necessarily believe in your god, thank you.)

 

All I can think of for now.

hp

 

The (Q) owns.

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