Obese Florida man, George Jolicoeur, avoids jail because he's too fat

[Urbanfortitude]

False. Instead we wind up paying for the "desperate measures" at the end of his life to try (in vain) to get his weight, body fat, and cholesterol down before he does die.

 

We also pay more at restaurants as they raise prices to recoup the losses of him basically stealing food from them, the crime that would have originally landed him in jail to begin with.

 

In that case...slip some cyanide poisoning in a chocolate cake and hand it to him. Death by chocolate.

[SubwayGuy]

In that case...slip some cyanide poisoning in a chocolate cake and hand it to him. Death by chocolate.

 

Fine by me as long as they send a bill to his estate for the chocolate and the cyanide.

[rr4567]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/04/02/2010-04-02_obese_florida_man_is_too_fat_for_jail.html

 

He would be the Bubba of that prison