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Mayor Cory Booker Rescues neighbor from house fire


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Those Chuck Norris jokes have now become Cory Booker jokes.

 

"After the incident, Smoke was treated for Cory Booker."

"When Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cory Booker comes in and turns on the lights until he falls back asleep."

"When ghosts camp around a fire, they tell Cory Booker stories."

"Cory Booker doesn't run for office; he let's them catch up to him!"

 

This dude is the embodiment of what a leader should be: in touch with his constituents. He doesn't live in a grand mansion.

"Not to be outdone, Governor Christie walked from his bed to the bathroom without the aid of a taxpayer-funded helicopter."

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