SubwayGuy Posted July 7, 2010 Share #1 Posted July 7, 2010 Internet jokes on Justin Bieber http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/216542/internet-pranksters-attempt-to-send-justin-bieber-tour-to-north-korea/ Internet Pranksters Attempt to Send Justin Bieber Tour to North KoreaPosted Tue Jul 6, 2010 11:25am PDT by Joseph Brannigan Lynch in Stop The Presses! If Internet pranksters have their way, Justin Bieber will be performing in one of the world's most oppressive regimes. Communist North Korea is currently leading an online poll on Bieber's My World Tour website, where the 16-year-old singer asked his fans to choose which country he should tour in next. Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob. Users of the website 4chan-an influential Internet subculture that introduced the world to lolcats -- made sure North Korea received over a half million votes, catapulting it from 24th place to 1st place. That puts the despotic communist country ahead of Israel by about 5,000 thousand votes -- and if nothing changes before the contest wraps on July 7, it will make North Korea the winner. Considering almost no one in North Korea is allowed on the Internet and the country's restrictive media probably doesn't give the mop-haired Bieber much coverage, it's fairly unlikely that any of those half million votes came from actual North Korean citizens. Regardless of the online poll's outcome, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and Bieber's tour manager can probably agree on one thing: the adorable, elf-like singer almost certainly won't be adding the harsh regime to his world tour. This isn't the only thing the Internet has done to punk Bieber lately, though. Over the holiday weekend, hackers broke into Bieber's YouTube videos and redirected preteen fans to false articles about their idol dying in a car crash. And those were actually some of the more kid-friendly websites to which fans of the 16-year-old singer were redirected. The rumors were so prevalent that the boy himself made a point of tweeting about it. "Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors...I'm not dead," Bieber posted on his Twitter account. "I had to check on this one...but it turns out I'm alive." Furthermore, he also assured fans that he's "not Peter Pan," demonstrating that the music sensation has a sense of humor about himself. Being a wildly popular teenage superstar probably takes the sting out of being the butt of Internet jokes like these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Concourse Posted July 7, 2010 Share #2 Posted July 7, 2010 I don't understand where these 'singers' comes from. Overhyped and too many gullible people out there. It pretty much sums up the Twilight fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG Posted July 7, 2010 Share #3 Posted July 7, 2010 Justin Bieber is a joke. I wish his ass would go back to Canada where he came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr4567 Posted July 7, 2010 Share #4 Posted July 7, 2010 Justin Bieber is a joke. I wish his ass would go back to Canada where he came from. What the f**k is a Justin Bieber? Oh, just another stupid little douchebag singer? Ok, carry on with the talking then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransitStop Posted July 7, 2010 Share #5 Posted July 7, 2010 Justin Bieber is a joke. I wish his ass would go back to Canada where he came from. WTF WE DONT WANT HIM BACK.. he's yours enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG Posted July 7, 2010 Share #6 Posted July 7, 2010 WTF WE DONT WANT HIM BACK.. he's yours enjoy What makes you think we want him??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Pond Posted July 7, 2010 Share #7 Posted July 7, 2010 Wirelessly posted via (Mozilla/5.0 (Danger hiptop 4.6; U; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050920) Justin Bieber is a joke. I wish his ass would go back to Canada where he came from. While you're at it, have then take Drake as well ...but Celine Dion can stay lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransitStop Posted July 7, 2010 Share #8 Posted July 7, 2010 lol @ LRG your country is bigger he can go "missing somewhere" and nahh were takin celine back lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr4567 Posted July 7, 2010 Share #9 Posted July 7, 2010 WTF WE DONT WANT HIM BACK.. he's yours enjoy What makes you think we want him??? Solution: Make it China's problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG Posted July 7, 2010 Share #10 Posted July 7, 2010 Solution: Make it China's problem Well if he's heading to North Korea let's pray he doesn't come back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubwayGuy Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share #11 Posted July 7, 2010 WTF WE DONT WANT HIM BACK.. he's yours enjoy What makes you think we want him??? lol @ LRG your country is bigger he can go "missing somewhere" and nahh were takin celine back lol That's why they want to send him to North Korea. It will be one more reason that country sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransitStop Posted July 7, 2010 Share #12 Posted July 7, 2010 done. justin bieber will be a star in North Korea. and Canada will have Celine Dion the United States can have britney spears or whoever lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubwayGuy Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share #13 Posted July 7, 2010 done. justin bieber will be a star in North Korea. and Canada will have Celine Dion the United States can have britney spears or whoever lol We're perfectly fine with Hayley Williams, Katy Perry, and Kesha. Britney can go "if you seek ay" herself somewhere else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R10 2952 Posted July 7, 2010 Share #14 Posted July 7, 2010 Well if he's heading to North Korea let's pray he doesn't come back! Don't worry. I'll make sure that my good old friend Kim Jong-Il takes goood care of Justin Bieber over in Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Louis Car 09 Posted July 7, 2010 Share #15 Posted July 7, 2010 Justin Beiber is going to become Kim Jon Il Maseuse,and he`s going to massage him in duck sauce and kimichi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransitStop Posted July 7, 2010 Share #16 Posted July 7, 2010 :/ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG Posted July 7, 2010 Share #17 Posted July 7, 2010 Oh man you guys are terrible!!! I'd rather send him to hell, let him be the devils problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Pond Posted July 8, 2010 Share #18 Posted July 8, 2010 Wirelessly posted via (Mozilla/5.0 (Danger hiptop 4.6; U; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050920) :/ lol Lol can you please take Drake back as well...I'll personally throw in $50 & all of North Dakota lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr4567 Posted July 8, 2010 Share #19 Posted July 8, 2010 Justin Beiber is going to become Kim Jon Il Maseuse,and he`s going to massage him in duck sauce and kimichi. Nope. Bieber will be Kim Jon Il's maseusse, but the massaging will be of a different nature Wirelessly posted via (Mozilla/5.0 (Danger hiptop 4.6; U; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050920) Lol can you please take Drake back as well...I'll personally throw in $50 & all of North Dakota lmao I'd rather you offer yourself instead of a state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransitStop Posted July 8, 2010 Share #20 Posted July 8, 2010 Lol can you please take Drake back as well...I'll personally throw in $50 & all of North Dakota lmao make it 75$ and the MTA's DD 6v92t RTS's ( i think thts the engine ) and then u have a deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRG Posted July 8, 2010 Share #21 Posted July 8, 2010 make it 75$ and the MTA's DD 6v92t RTS's ( i think thts the engine ) and then u have a deal Detroit Diesel Series 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransitStop Posted July 8, 2010 Share #22 Posted July 8, 2010 oo ok nvm then lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Pond Posted July 8, 2010 Share #23 Posted July 8, 2010 Wirelessly posted via (Mozilla/5.0 (Danger hiptop 4.6; U; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050920) I'd rather you offer yourself instead of a state Its N. Dakota, we're not gonna miss it...besides we still have S. Dakota oo ok nvm then lol Lol I make it $100 and give you a Cummins M11E engine ...I'm that desperate lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransitStop Posted July 8, 2010 Share #24 Posted July 8, 2010 uhhh fine but u have to take our New Flyer invero's in exchange for some VII's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr4567 Posted July 8, 2010 Share #25 Posted July 8, 2010 Wirelessly posted via (Mozilla/5.0 (Danger hiptop 4.6; U; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050920) Its N. Dakota, we're not gonna miss it...besides we still have S. Dakota No. They get a LITTLE CHUNK of it and with the rest, we make West Dakota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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