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Make a Crazy rule for the MTA

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If you were to make a rule(s) for the MTA or other NON-MTA companies, what rule would it be and what will be the problem with it?

 

Heres some of my examples:

 

-Do Not Fart in the train, it will cause the train to rust with the smell

-Do Not strip on the pole! A comedian like Jay leno will show this on the Tonight Show saying some one is "Having Sex with a pole on the MTA Subway car, or as the MTA Calls it Hot160B."

-Do not get in the Train or Bus naked! Transit work may contact the nearest Porn Police "X11"

 

LOL

 

Just make up some jokes, but just be careful on how u use it tho =]~

 

Have fun!

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All female passengers must ride in the Conductor's car to keep the Conductor company :):D

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All female passengers known by the alias of Roku Six must be allowed to steal the conductor's hat and goggles for secret purposes.

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All female passengers known by the alias of Roku Six must be allowed to steal the conductor's hat and goggles for secret purposes.
Secret purposes that only I know..muahahaha!

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Musy not curse certain curses in the subway or you'll get beaten up by the NYPD!

 

What are you doing living in NYC if curses offend you?

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Do not eliminate trains and bus lines without taking a public poll... Below 50%, MTA Wins... Above 50%, Citizens Win...

 

Heeeeelllll no.

 

Below 0.00000000000001%, (MTA) wins. Above 0.00000000000001%, citizens win.

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All single, attractive female passengers must ride in the Conductor's car to keep the Conductor company :):D

 

See edits above.

 

Here here! Now I can't WAIT to get called off that eligible list when it comes out!

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See edits above.

 

Here here! Now I can't WAIT to get called off that eligible list when it comes out!

 

Great minds think alike. :)

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And for lady conductors, only attractive, single men get to ride in the conductor's cab. =]

 

So that would be only me then :):D

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And for lady conductors, only attractive, single men get to ride in the conductor's cab. =]

 

hey on MY train there'd ALREADY be one of those in the cab :) :cool:

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If you know more about the train or its route, you can take over operations at any time like a TSS can.

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hey on MY train there'd ALREADY be one of those in the cab :D :cool:
and with me on the front all the sexy ladies will want to ride our train :)

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If you know more about the train or its route, you can take over operations at any time like a TSS can.

 

Sounds a little bit like...

 

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And for lady conductors, only attractive, single men get to ride in the conductor's cab. =]

 

I guess you'll be sticking to full width cabs then. I don't think you could do that in a pre-R44 cab, unless you're an acrobat.

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