Okay, I don't feel like doing the buses...But trains:
Coney Island - W 4 St
runs in two sections; 205 St - 2 Av station via 8 Av local, Coney Island - W 4 St
runs in two sections; Jamaica-179 St - 47-50 Sts, Coney Island - Delancey St
runs via 8 Av local
runs via 8 Av express
242 St - 96 St; trains skip 103 St, 110 St, 116 St, and 125 St.
241 St - 96 St
148 St - 96 St
single-track shuttle trains run between 96 St and 59 St-Columbus Circle (for transfer to )
runs in two sections; New Lots Av - Brooklyn Bridge, local between Utica Av and Atlantic Av, Woodlawn - Grand Central-42 St (uptown trains run local from Grand Central-42 St to 125 St)
Dyre Av - 125 St
Pelham Bay Park - Grand Central-42 St
runs in two sections; Coney Island - Atlantic Av, Astoria-Ditmars Blvd - 57 St/7 Av
suspended
runs in two sections; 95 St - Whitehall St, 71 Av - 57 St/7 Av
special single-track shuttle trains run between Canal St and 28 St
Whew! That was hard.