EE Broadway Local Posted November 16, 2010 Share #101 Posted November 16, 2010 The subway car on the train was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about, miss, that's just my paycheck in my pocket." "Oh really", she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half-hour." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filip7370 Posted November 22, 2010 Share #102 Posted November 22, 2010 What is the difference between Nike and Ku-lux-clan? Nothing both makes a black guy run faster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesy Posted November 26, 2010 Share #103 Posted November 26, 2010 Q: What type of bow is pretty to look at, but not good to wear in your hair? A: A rainbow! Yea, tell that to 90% of the girls now wearing all these Muticolored hairweaves...You have Nicki Minaj to thank lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R160 Posted November 26, 2010 Share #104 Posted November 26, 2010 The subway car on the train was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about, miss, that's just my paycheck in my pocket." "Oh really", she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half-hour." lol that's a good one especially since it actually happens. Name this element: Ba(Na)2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NX Express Posted November 26, 2010 Share #105 Posted November 26, 2010 Name this element:Ba(Na)2 Banana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Pond Posted November 26, 2010 Share #106 Posted November 26, 2010 The subway car on the train was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about, miss, that's just my paycheck in my pocket." "Oh really", she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half-hour." LMAO I got a computer related one... Boy: Dad, How was I born? Dad: well, son your mom & I got together at "Yahoo". we set up a date via "E-Mail" & met in "CyberCafe" your mom agreed to "Download Data" from my "Pen Drive". So I put it in ur moms USB Port & just when I was about to "Transfer", We realised that non of us Had ..."Installed" an Antivirus or Firewall. It was too late to hit "Cancel" nine months Later A "Pop-Up" appeared saying "You've Got A MALE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNIGHTRIDER3:16 Posted November 27, 2010 Share #107 Posted November 27, 2010 How did the Fresh Pond Ducky get to the other side........He asked for A Transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Pond Posted November 27, 2010 Share #108 Posted November 27, 2010 How did the Fresh Pond Ducky get to the other side........He asked for A Transfer Lol that's cold :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNIGHTRIDER3:16 Posted November 27, 2010 Share #109 Posted November 27, 2010 What do you get when you put A Sunset A 160 and Bay pkwy together.... You get A Maniac Foaming at the Mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamen Rider Posted November 28, 2010 Share #110 Posted November 28, 2010 Please, watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect at http://jforjustice.co.uk/banksters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filip7370 Posted November 28, 2010 Share #111 Posted November 28, 2010 During communist era in Poland we didn't have police but citizen militia (M.O.). In the 70-ties a patrol of militia (two officers and a dog). Suddenly a guy grabs the dogs' ears, and he started to steer between dogs' back legs. One of the militiaman ask: "Ej, man what the hell 're You doing?" the guy respond "Somebody there yield that there is a dog with two dic ks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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