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Subway perv's defense to judge: 'My private parts fell out'


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After telling cops "My private parts fell out," subway pervert Kevin Bishop was hauled in front of a Manhattan judge Friday.

 

The 44-year-old grandfather was slapped with a misdemeanor public lewdness charge and faces 90 days in jail after a Harlem woman snapped pictures of him allegedly masturbating on a northbound No. (3) train.

 

"That's me in the pictures, my private parts fell out," Bishop told cops, according to court documents. "I looked down and it was out, it just popped out. I was trying to put it back."

 

Bishop was nabbed Thursday, six days after he allegedly victimized Celeana White, who works as an administrative specialist for the FBI and who took the photos of him on her cell phone at about 4:45 p.m.

 

"I deeply apologize for what happened," Bishop told police, according to the court documents. "I do admit the whole truth."

 

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/08/14/2009-08-14_subway_pervs_defense_to_cops_my_private_parts_fell_out.html#ixzz0OBRmqeQj

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This happens all the time, these people need to have it cut off. I was on A the train one night a few years back and this dirty guy is sitting across from me and he sees this girl sitting half asleep nodding off and he starts sticking his hand in his pants and moaning OH YEAH OH OH OH and I looked at him in disgust and then he pulled it out and I jumped up and was like YO YOU BETTER GET OFF THE TRAIN THIS STOP RIGHT NOW OR ILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF! and his excuse was "what im not doing anything!" I was like take this sh*t of the train! and then he starts crying how he cant help it since she was just half asleep and laying there asking for it.

 

People are sick in the head.

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God I hope not. If that is what she said, stop and re-evaluate the situation.

Well if you're Eddie Murphy you probably wouldn't re-evaluate the situation. :)

 

You don't get it... :)

 

No, I think you don't get it. Think about it for a bit. ;)

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I DO know what "that's what she said" means.

 

That's not the point. Think about what lrg said and if that's something you'd ever want to be in a situation that "she" would say...now do you get it?

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Edited my post.

 

I DO know what "that's what she said" means. What guy is going to reevaluate?

 

Wait, those overzealous Christian fundies would...

 

 

 

No no no you're still not getting it.

 

Let's put it this way.

 

Do you want to be with a girl and she pulls "anything" out?

 

LOL I can't make it much clearer than that why if it happened you'd want to re-evaluate the situation...

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No no no you're still not getting it.

 

Let's put it this way.

 

Do you want to be with a girl and she pulls "anything" out?

 

LOL I can't make it much clearer than that why if it happened you'd want to re-evaluate the situation...

 

Depends where, and depends who...

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Depends where, and depends who...

 

Ok, think about what the guy said fell out of his pants, ok you got that. Now if your with a girls who pulls out the same "thing" then you may want to re-evaluate the situation.

 

Now I don't know who you are reffering to as a Christian fudie, but you don't know me, Subwayguy, or Julio so watch the tone.

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Back on topic guys :)

 

This dude made me laugh so hard my tummy is hurting. That is dumb but funny. U know, if you don't zipper your fly, your ummm "Johnson" might come out. But this is dumb excuse since he was sitting down.

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