Tinamarie Posted August 15, 2009 Share #26 Posted August 15, 2009 Glad to see they caught the guy. His excuse is hysterical though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqueduct Posted August 15, 2009 Share #27 Posted August 15, 2009 He could've used the excuse that his hand and special purpose were in an intense fight that he could not break up and the woman was not helpful at all in breaking up the brawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RokuSix Posted August 16, 2009 Share #28 Posted August 16, 2009 It fell out? How does it "fall out" while sitting down? Does it have a mind of its own? This guy should just suck it up and admit that he was doing the one-hand mambo on the subway. You can't really cover that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterjames124 Posted August 16, 2009 Share #29 Posted August 16, 2009 Terrible excuse!! This reminds me of a story. A friend of mine (who ironically now happens to be a priest) was travelling on a packed train during rush hour several years ago, and this guy was sitting down and had his pants down. When the guy had his "fiesta" it landed on my friend's shoe. Needless to say he was repulsed and threw the shoe out, but the authorities did nothing when he told them and showed them his shoe. YUCK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R44 5278 Posted August 16, 2009 Share #30 Posted August 16, 2009 A 44 year old grandfather? Purely disgusting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N-Trizzy2609 Posted August 16, 2009 Share #31 Posted August 16, 2009 Terrible excuse!! This reminds me of a story. A friend of mine (who ironically now happens to be a priest) was travelling on a packed train during rush hour several years ago, and this guy was sitting down and had his pants down. When the guy had his "fiesta" it landed on my friend's shoe. Needless to say he was repulsed and threw the shoe out, but the authorities did nothing when he told them and showed them his shoe. YUCK!!!! Oh lord that just pure yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOB2RTO Posted August 16, 2009 Share #32 Posted August 16, 2009 Does it have a mind of its own? Yall young ladies usually tell us that....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CulverLineGuy Posted August 18, 2009 Share #33 Posted August 18, 2009 Oh lord that just pure yuck. OH my goodness thats terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayo Posted September 3, 2009 Share #34 Posted September 3, 2009 This happens all the time, these people need to have it cut off. I was on A the train one night a few years back and this dirty guy is sitting across from me and he sees this girl sitting half asleep nodding off and he starts sticking his hand in his pants and moaning OH YEAH OH OH OH and I looked at him in disgust and then he pulled it out and I jumped up and was like YO YOU BETTER GET OFF THE TRAIN THIS STOP RIGHT NOW OR ILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF! and his excuse was "what im not doing anything!" I was like take this sh*t of the train! and then he starts crying how he cant help it since she was just half asleep and laying there asking for it. People are sick in the head. I would've responded "Well, wait til you are off of transit property to "not do anything""! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Broadway Local Posted September 3, 2009 Share #35 Posted September 3, 2009 Sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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