E For Erica Posted August 23, 2013 Share #1 Posted August 23, 2013 Can he or she take the train out of service or do they just have to piss on themselves ? Lol I know this is completely random but it just popped in my head & it may be useful to know what to do since I might be a T/O in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTOMan Posted August 23, 2013 Share #2 Posted August 23, 2013 Can he or she take the train out of service or do they just have to piss on themselves ? Lol I know this is completely random but it just popped in my head & it may be useful to know what to do since I might be a T/O in the future. Call RCC ask for a comfort.. No we don't pee on ourselves BTW in the future good chance you will have to be a CR first then a TO.. Looks like Open Competitive is gonna be history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E For Erica Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share #3 Posted August 23, 2013 Lol thanks for the tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion VII 4 Life Posted August 23, 2013 Share #4 Posted August 23, 2013 Can he or she take the train out of service or do they just have to piss on themselves ? Lol I know this is completely random but it just popped in my head & it may be useful to know what to do since I might be a T/O in the future. Basically what RTOMan said, except he forgot to mention the pissed off customers including myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricknologist Posted August 23, 2013 Share #5 Posted August 23, 2013 You can always chit in the cab, like what allegedly happened to one T/O a few months back on da deuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S78 via Hylan Posted August 23, 2013 Share #6 Posted August 23, 2013 I would assume that most C/R's or T/O's would use a restroom before their assigned trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted August 23, 2013 Share #7 Posted August 23, 2013 The moar you know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vistausss Posted August 23, 2013 Share #8 Posted August 23, 2013 I would assume that most C/R's or T/O's would use a restroom before their assigned trips. Yeah, but not everyone has a strong bladder and some trips are awfully long (like the IRT or the for example). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S78 via Hylan Posted August 23, 2013 Share #9 Posted August 23, 2013 Yeah, but not everyone has a strong bladder and some trips are awfully long (like the IRT or the for example). True, I was wondering about that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriedChikkin Posted August 23, 2013 Share #10 Posted August 23, 2013 Call for a comfort. If I were in a desperate state I'd presume my partner would be competent enough to make the announcement... I'd also probably radio Control Center to ask if they happened to know where the Station Agent booth is so I could get the bathroom key—time is of the essence now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTOMan Posted August 23, 2013 Share #11 Posted August 23, 2013 Basically what RTOMan said, except he forgot to mention the pissed off customers including myself... Hey im up front not in the Middle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenSin Posted August 23, 2013 Share #12 Posted August 23, 2013 After a few weeks on the job, I would've smartened up and brought a container along to piss in. Better than all over the cab floor or out the window (if I'm able to get that high up). These issues aren't limited to train crews, but any job where people have to work hours at a time without being able to get to a restroom. They require a bit of creativity sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDTA Posted August 23, 2013 Share #13 Posted August 23, 2013 After a few weeks on the job, I would've smartened up and brought a container along to piss in. Better than all over the cab floor or out the window (if I'm able to get that high up). These issues aren't limited to train crews, but any job where people have to work hours at a time without being able to get to a restroom. They require a bit of creativity sometimes. Tour bus announcer person I know always brings a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScreechyFlange Posted August 23, 2013 Share #14 Posted August 23, 2013 After a few weeks on the job, I would've smartened up and brought a container along to piss in. Better than all over the cab floor or out the window (if I'm able to get that high up). These issues aren't limited to train crews, but any job where people have to work hours at a time without being able to get to a restroom. They require a bit of creativity sometimes. Strange thing is my uncle told me he used to do that, whenever he had to pee badly he told me he stopped the train asked the c/r to make an announcement that there was a red signal and he would pee in a bottle, idk if he was drunk when he told me this lol he worked the btw he's retired now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenSin Posted August 23, 2013 Share #15 Posted August 23, 2013 Tour bus announcer person I know always brings a bottle. Those tour buses don't have restrooms? Every single once I've been on had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo19 Posted August 24, 2013 Share #16 Posted August 24, 2013 Those tour buses don't have restrooms? Every single once I've been on had one. Could be referencing the double decker city tour buses in Manhattan. To my recollection they don't have restrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vistausss Posted August 24, 2013 Share #17 Posted August 24, 2013 Strange thing is my uncle told me he used to do that, whenever he had to pee badly he told me he stopped the train asked the c/r to make an announcement that there was a red signal and he would pee in a bottle, idk if he was drunk when he told me this lol he worked the btw he's retired now. I would just piss in the bottle while operating. But it isnt alway *that* good of an idea. Sure, in a closed subway train cab you can go ahead and do that but as a bus driver it wouldnt be that easy because people will probably notice. Maybe less in NYC buses but in some other buses its easy to spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 24, 2013 Share #18 Posted August 24, 2013 A bottle works great for guys but what about female T/Os? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenSin Posted August 24, 2013 Share #19 Posted August 24, 2013 The same should work for female T/Os, though it would take a bit of effort (especially when the train is moving). Don't ask how I know. :X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted August 24, 2013 Share #20 Posted August 24, 2013 Sex education 101: Anatomically speaking and generally speaking it is possible for females to urinate upright like a man standing up, producing an upright stream if they position themselves correctly. They have to pull their labias up and spread their legs a bit while standing up instead of squatting, that's how they do it. One of my female friends of late did this, one time, when I started college, because we was in a bar and she got drunk. She just had to go so she found a discreet corner somewhere in a lot and relieved herself while I witnessed it, because I was playing point guard to cover for her to make sure nobody showed up. I knew about how females can actually pee upright but never actually saw a woman actually do this until that night. She said girls can use jars say on a road trip but not bottles, guaranteed mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E For Erica Posted August 24, 2013 Author Share #21 Posted August 24, 2013 ^ You only brought that up because I'm a girl right? Lmaooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted August 24, 2013 Share #22 Posted August 24, 2013 Stop it you're making me blush. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenSin Posted August 24, 2013 Share #23 Posted August 24, 2013 Sex education 101: Anatomically speaking and generally speaking it is possible for females to urinate upright like a man standing up, producing an upright stream if they position themselves correctly. They have to pull their labias up and spread their legs a bit while standing up instead of squatting, that's how they do it. One of my female friends of late did this, one time, when I started college, because we was in a bar and she got drunk. She just had to go so she found a discreet corner somewhere in a lot and relieved herself while I witnessed it, because I was playing point guard to cover for her to make sure nobody showed up. I knew about how females can actually pee upright but never actually saw a woman actually do this until that night. She said girls can use jars say on a road trip but not bottles, guaranteed mess. Yup. The man said what I couldn't (and less naughtier). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B35 via Church Posted August 24, 2013 Share #24 Posted August 24, 2013 Can he or she take the train out of service or do they just have to piss on themselves ? Lol I know this is completely random but it just popped in my head & it may be useful to know what to do since I might be a T/O in the future. "Ladies & Gentlemen, We are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us... Please be patient" Sex education 101: Anatomically speaking and generally speaking it is possible for females to urinate upright like a man standing up, producing an upright stream if they position themselves correctly. They have to pull their labias up and spread their legs a bit while standing up instead of squatting, that's how they do it. One of my female friends of late did this, one time, when I started college, because we was in a bar and she got drunk. She just had to go so she found a discreet corner somewhere in a lot and relieved herself while I witnessed it, because I was playing point guard to cover for her to make sure nobody showed up. I knew about how females can actually pee upright but never actually saw a woman actually do this until that night. She said girls can use jars say on a road trip but not bottles, guaranteed mess. Women are pissing standing up like nobody's business these days..... Amazing what liberation can accomplish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realizm Posted August 24, 2013 Share #25 Posted August 24, 2013 Girls also use the two finger standing method in public restrooms if the sit-down, or squat toilet proves to be soiled or if they are forced to use a men's bathroom urinal, same way by spreading the labia and angling the urethra, standing upright with knees slightly bent. Which is a definite concern for women since anatomically speaking with the urinary tract so close to the urinary bladder they are especially subject to UTI's if they touch the unsanitary toilet seat. They can't get certain STDs such as HIV this way but UTI's, hepatitis A, (not C) yeast infections, chlamydia, or bacterial gonorrhea yes definitely. "Ladies & Gentlemen, We are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us... Please be patient" LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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