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LMAO! ^^

 

Aye! aye!

Teach me how to dougie(aye! )

 

[Verse 1:]

They be like smooth(what?)

Can u teach me how to dougie?

You know why?

Cause all da bitches love me(aye)

All I need is a beat that's super bumpin

And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!

Put your arms out front, lean side to side

They gona be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right?

Aint nobody f**kin wit my bro from morningside

He go by bubba and he hit dat dance wit thunder

I aint from dallas but I d-town boogie

I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me

I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me

You just do you and ima do me(all day)

Niggas love to hate so they try to screw me

Bitches be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me

I make the party shine bright when it start to boomin

Dis beat was bubblegum so I had to chew it

 

[Chorus]

Teach me how to dougie

T-teach me how to dougie

Teach me how to dougie

T-teach me how to dougie

All my bitches love me

All my, all my bitches love me

All my bitches love me

You aint f**kin wit my dougie!

 

[Verse 2]

My name is young!

For da dudes who don't know me

I know I'm from da west but I can teach you how to dougie!

Step up in da club and all these bitches bug me

All da niggas dancin and none of them know me

I hear da crowd screamin like "aye! get it brody!"

So I'm on my and I take it real low

Dey like "how you da dat?" he can dougie on the floor

And when dat nigga stop they like "dougie somemore!"

I'm like a nigga kinda tired so, I pass it to da bro!

M-bone! show these cats how to do dat down south dance

Dat we learned a lil too fastand bought it to da hood

And got da whole crew askin...

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse 3]

Back of the party ion really like to boogie

I'm just tryna get bent and meet a thick redbone

(Mmm) we do da dougie and da niggas hatin but I'm bout

To act a skateboard a bitch and head home(f**k it)

She bout to dougie and hit wit 2 hands

And I run it run it even if her legs long

She like you my hubby and I think she love me but,

I change da subject and I do my dougie

But, ion give a f**k, blow trees, get money

Leave 2 heifers feinin like sum playboy bunnies

Dey gon make us do da dougie in da middle of da dance

And when I asked for some head da bitch looked at me funny

Bye! bitch you can't tell me nothin starr baked da beat

And I just took it out the oven, I just hit the dougie when everybody

Clubbin and I hate skinny jeans cuz da burner keep rubbin! (oh! )

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I wouldn't be able to survive without Boomerang, they show almost all the classic Cartoon Network Shows mentioned above....

 

Who remembers this :tup:

 

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Yeah, the logo BEFORE they re-branded that channel straight into the shithole.

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White Castles does nothing to my stomach :P

 

It's like flipping a coin with me, sometimes no but sometimes yes. And it's not just White Castle burgers, all their food is like that, once I ate just fries & mozzarella sticks and got the same messed up stomach.

 

TGIT

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It's like flipping a coin with me, sometimes no but sometimes yes. And it's not just White Castle burgers, all their food is like that, once I ate just fries & mozzarella sticks and got the same messed up stomach.

 

TGIT

 

The only fast food that will exit like clock work is the sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle. After a half hour, it's leaving no matter what. Other then that I can eat anything with out a problem (for me, others may want to grab escape hoods).

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The only fast food that will exit like clock work is the sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle. After a half hour, it's leaving no matter what. Other then that I can eat anything with out a problem (for me, others may want to grab escape hoods).

 

Lmao @ "Exit like clock work", I love the Bacon, Egg, & Cheese McGriddle (& Biscuit) and I know exactly what you're talking about although it doesn't happen all the time.

 

I can eat mostly anything without an issue.

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"This is WNYC 830AM in New York City. The Forecast: At 3:06pm, the temperature at Central Park stands at 83 degrees. The relative humidity is 70 percent, wind east at one mile per hour. Today: Sunny, bright but comfortable; Tonight: Chance of clouds. From The National Weather Service: Sunset tonight 9:44pm; Sunrise tomorrow 4:00am. There have been no cloudy nights to date this month. The last measurable rainfall in New York City has been the night of November 2d - 0.12 inch; Year To Date Rainfall: 9.00 inches, slightly below normal. Today is Tuesday December 9, 2316."

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"This is WNYC 830AM in New York City. The Forecast: At 3:06pm, the temperature at Central Park stands at 83 degrees. The relative humidity is 70 percent, wind east at one mile per hour. Today: Sunny, bright but comfortable; Tonight: Chance of clouds. From The National Weather Service: Sunset tonight 9:44pm; Sunrise tomorrow 4:00am. There have been no cloudy nights to date this month. The last measurable rainfall in New York City has been the night of November 2d - 0.12 inch; Year To Date Rainfall: 9.00 inches, slightly below normal. Today is Tuesday December 9, 2316."

 

I can't wait till the poles shift, the equator is supposed to run through upstate NY through Baja California. NYC would most likely be tropical (as opposed to Desert) though. Be right below the equator, LA would be right above it.

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I can't wait till the poles shift, the equator is supposed to run through upstate NY through Baja California. NYC would most likely be tropical (as opposed to Desert) though. Be right below the equator, LA would be right above it.

You can't wait...but will you live to see that?:cool:

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You can't wait...but will you live to see that?:cool:

 

Lmao probably not but it's supposed to happen relatively soon, it's supposedly the right time for them too shift (could be happening now), it's natural.

 

But idk if it's a rapid change (potentially catastrophic) or a slow change.

 

 

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